I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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