Whod you bang
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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