belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I met the friendliest cop last night
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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