in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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