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  • Submitted by cheeerleaderrr on Jun 30, 10 at 10:15am

    Or we can just have an orgy! Those are fun! ;D

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    Submitted by BrokSamson on Jun 30, 10 at 4:52pm

    Fuckin A hardcore favors

  • Submitted by ptrclvs on Jun 30, 10 at 5:49pm

    that's amazing, ahahaha.

  • Submitted by alleykat on Jun 30, 10 at 7:09pm

    But if I win I get two cattle, five chickens,50 virgins and some sick nasty turbans.

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    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 30, 10 at 7:42pm

    Speculations on the situation they are talking about? I’d love to know what the rest of this conversation was...

  • 94 69
    Submitted by Enmor on Jun 30, 10 at 1:39pm

    Fuck yeah!

  • Submitted by evolwayz on Jun 30, 10 at 3:43pm

    Will someone please get KeithStone something to drink....those prezels are makin him thursty. If i had to guess, I'd say it's the salt

    • 84 80
      Submitted by bigman on Jun 30, 10 at 7:05pm

      WACK!!!

  • 93 69
    Submitted by r9310 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:47pm

    What if one is ugly and one is super hot?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 12:39am

    That way the son can't ever say dad you never did anything for me

  • 96 83
    Submitted by ingy81 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:29pm

    Deal

  • 91 86
    Submitted by jamz on Jun 30, 10 at 1:37pm

    Hahahaha

  • 94 92
    Submitted by leonel350z on Jun 30, 10 at 11:20am

    I like turtles!!

  • 89 84
    Submitted by MntNdewme on Jul 1, 10 at 2:23am

    Hate it how people make stupid comments -_-

  • 72 51
    Submitted by seniorsuave on Nov 17, 10 at 11:05am

    At least we don't molest gnomes or fuck goats

  • 89 95
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 30, 10 at 10:26am

    What if the son is a complete pig dog w a tiny dick?

  • 77 73
    Submitted by gugi on Jun 30, 10 at 1:13pm

    Lol nice

  • 90 99
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 30, 10 at 12:45pm

    These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • Submitted by Austinaveous on Jun 30, 10 at 10:21am

    What if the girl is fuckin ugly??

  • 82 89
    Submitted by triangleman on Jun 30, 10 at 11:46am

    In soviet Russia the first born daughter ficks the first

  • 85 96
    Submitted by evolwayz on Jun 30, 10 at 2:42pm

    Wow!! Now that's a phukkin bet!!

  • 81 95
    Submitted by mycoolname on Jul 3, 10 at 1:52am

    I have to know what the rest of this goddamn conversation was about.. It had to be something along the lines of making Obama fall into the oil spill in the gulf.

  • 77 89
    Submitted by redrum_SQUAIDS on Jul 3, 10 at 10:35am

    OOOH, pricelessss! such an amazingly sensitive, once in a lifetime deal! If someone threw that offer out to me, I sure as hell wouldn't let it pass me by! You only get one chance to make your first born children pair of to do the bangabangaaaa! Word of advice: Jump on that gravy train and ride it full throttle!!!!

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    Submitted by wilsonnick944 on Aug 30, 10 at 7:17am

    @itouchgnomes at least we don't feel up lawn ornaments

  • Submitted by Austinaveous on Jun 30, 10 at 10:27am

    That's not as bad as an ugly girl.

  • 63 91
    Submitted by bjaclol on Jul 2, 10 at 2:44am

    I want to know the twisted son of a bitch whose the plan this is

  • 35 44
    Submitted by ZAK13 on Jan 12, 12 at 1:08pm

    Fair trade...

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:59am

    Sounds like what my mom did to me... Arranged marriages ftl