I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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