At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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