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  • 153 45
    Submitted by getwhatuget on Sep 17, 10 at 11:57am
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    next time stick it in her mouth and kill two birds with one stone

  • 123 44
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 17, 10 at 1:21pm
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    its not golf play thru the distractions

  • 114 65
    Submitted by Ibdl on Sep 17, 10 at 2:13pm
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    What do you expect when you stick spears into walruses?

  • 89 46
    Submitted by Rumpelstiltskin on Sep 17, 10 at 11:39am
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    Man up! It's just a noise.

  • 85 49
    Submitted by Polartank13 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:39pm
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    How do you even know what a dying walrus sounds like?

  • 78 49
    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 18, 10 at 12:50am
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    Aquaman ?? Is that you ??

  • 71 39
    Submitted by Fantisigurl on Sep 18, 10 at 10:50pm
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    She was probably crying at your lack of skills in the sex department.

  • 94 88
    Submitted by Bloodknight on Sep 17, 10 at 10:30am
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    And since when was the sound of a dying walrus no longer considered sexy? Looks like I need to get out more.

  • 70 57
    Submitted by rilesedge on Sep 17, 10 at 10:38am
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    Someones gotta make sac interesting

  • 64 51
    Submitted by r3pti7ian on Sep 18, 10 at 2:02am
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    If you see my ex again I hope you have a harpoon!

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 10 at 10:13am
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    Sac town!

  • 61 50
    Submitted by SALIA on Sep 17, 10 at 11:49pm
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    Then you must f•ck like a dying walrus.

  • 59 46
    Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 17, 10 at 2:33pm
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    If she wasn't an actual walrus, you sir, have failed. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

  • 60 51
    Submitted by arekens_gf on Sep 17, 10 at 11:46am
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    what a punk

  • 58 80
    Submitted by niceman on Sep 17, 10 at 9:38pm
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    Just fucking give the bitch some fucking ambien, wait 15 minutes, then enjoy...

  • 39 62
    Submitted by marciemayhem on Mar 13, 11 at 12:19pm
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    That's what her mouth is for. 69 that shit.