I smell stomach acid.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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