Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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