They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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