He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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