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  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:37pm

    It's not dumb, it makes sense. An open relationship is him marking his territory - hence the peeing reference - but mkaing sure he can still see other girls. The way I read it, sounds like she doesn't want to have him in her fb relationship status at all.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:06pm

    I am in a relationship with a girl who loves to take it in her face... IN THE FACE!!!

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:10pm

    Psst, I'll let you in on a secret. He's only peeing in a circle around you if you don't fuck other guys. The answer to this problem is to clearly start fucking other guys (and stop fucking this one; he'd obviously very stupid)

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:25pm

    There should be a facebook relationship status that says "maybe if this were semi funny I bet I can get on TFLN". Get the fuck out of here!!

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:22am

    Fb status? I thought this was texts from last nite nit facebook status' nobody cares about ;(

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:06pm

    i prefer buck fuddies

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:09pm

    I'm sick of all these facebook relationship references. Not only does nobody text shit like that, but it's getting ridiculously excessive and fake.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:50pm

    Attractive, intelligent, personable people can get whoever they want while ugly, stupid, plain people are left blaming it on gender roles.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:20pm

    I don't see anything wrong with being pee'd around. Pee'd on. Yes.

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:11pm

    Everybody should send a message to the mods tellin them this is stupid

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:22pm

    I don't know what is worse, this fake text, or the slippery stripes American Apparel ad.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:02pm

    First...to fly across the Atlantic.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:00pm

    My guess is that she thinks he'll find others to fuck and she won't.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:46pm

    He must have met jerika crowder from the 317. Everyone else effed her must be his turn!!!!

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:18pm

    Actually it's not. An open relationship means other guys can get in... If he peed in a circle around you, he'd be trying to keep guys out. So you're dumb.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:44pm

    Ok in the face guy, u piss me off most of the time.. But that was pretty funny. Win. For once.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:51am

    <3 this text. Funny girl!

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:46pm

    3:37 you suck at life.. Fb status?!?? Get a valid opinion.. It sucks that the 90's spawned an idiotic fuck like you.. Pshht

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:27pm

    3:44 they probably assume that the other person wants to be in an open relationship so that, while she's still his property, he can go and fuck whatever moves...lol

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:39pm

    5:19 I think ur wrong what usually happens in my experience is u do this when u have three girlfriends at once ur not trying to find a one night stand here or there like u see it. U just have 3 girls and ur not sure if any of them is the one

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:18pm

    Wow 255 you have no clue what love is maybe because you are not lovable at all...that is very sad. I suppose all you have to offer is a pussy and nothing more.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:01pm

    Another terrible facebook reference. What happened to you, tfln, you used to be cool.....

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:01pm

    Charles Rutherford says: the only thing open on u bitch should b ur legs!

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:03pm

    open relationships are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:04pm

    The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good!

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:50pm

    I agree 5:19 story of my life.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:12pm

    It will save us from seein ten more in the next 3 days

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:44pm

    this doesn't actually make sense. if he peed in a circle around you he would be marking his territory to keep other guys away from you. being in an open relationship is the opposite of that.. it is allowing other guys to see you

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:46pm

    Isn't that just called "dating"? If you're not exclusive, but you're seeing each other... sounds like dating to me.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:20pm

    What makes you think no one sends them? Because you don't? Get the f**k out of here db

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:09pm

    True fact: a guy will get laid.... With you, without you and with someone else. So keep your fame up, or we will fuck your: mom, beat friend and/or sister.

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:50pm

    Submit texts about how you hate tfln...

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:11pm

    Charles Rutherford how old are you

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:21pm

    This bitch is just a dumb Cunt n should be shot

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:03pm

    I'm with 4:46 on this.

  • 41 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:55pm

    Dear OP: every guy is in an open relationship whether you like it or not. If you don't keep him satisfied he will find some other cunt that will. Guys stay as long as the pussy is good. Deal with it!