Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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