I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize