Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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