what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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