Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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