Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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