Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i just sent this text using only my big toe
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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