Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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