Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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