he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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