Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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