The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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