Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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