think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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