Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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