She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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