question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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