debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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