This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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