I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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