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  • Submitted by porksword on Jun 1, 12 at 3:04pm

    Listen for the clap.

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    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 1, 12 at 4:44pm

    If I see lightning is it just a matter of seconds before thunder cums?

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    Submitted by expatxgirlie on Jun 1, 12 at 5:53pm

    Thor?

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      Submitted by viagrafalls on Jun 1, 12 at 8:33pm

      THOR'S TESTICLES ARE MIGHTY AND FULL OF MOLESTATION

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 1, 12 at 11:40pm

        how can balls be full of molestation

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          Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 2, 12 at 1:39pm

          How doesn't matter it just is....DO NOT ANGER THE MOLESTER BALLS!!!

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    Submitted by bandanna93 on Jun 1, 12 at 2:50pm

    Does that mean one hits before the other?

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    Submitted by entersandman13 on Jun 1, 12 at 4:51pm

    Porksword has made one of the most epic comments in history. I think the person who sent this text borrowed the line from the movie The Rundown (although it was in reference to a fist and a foot).

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 1, 12 at 4:11pm

    I guess the tears afterward are the rain that almost always accompanies thunder and lightning?

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    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 2, 12 at 10:30pm

    this is very very frightening

  • 50 48
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 2, 12 at 1:21am

    I suddenly have an urge to cut my hair in a mullet and drive a '78 Camaro.

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    Submitted by VOD13 on Jun 1, 12 at 8:51pm

    @porksword -- kudos.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by pervertedllama on Jun 2, 12 at 4:32am

    In fact it was a real gem... Quite the family jewel

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    Submitted by becausebecause on Jun 30, 13 at 4:05pm

    Porksword won the Internet.

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    Submitted by pervertedllama on Jun 2, 12 at 4:31am

    @porksword, that's was priceless.

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    Submitted by PETERBLOOM on May 3, 13 at 5:12pm

    Your a God among men!

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    Submitted by pmkatter on Jun 2, 12 at 9:59am

    Name your dick...not your balls.

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 3, 12 at 1:28am

      A lot of guys name all three