everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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