he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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