Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
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I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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