North Korea, Best Korea!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
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It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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