dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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