This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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