You just made me feel so damn special
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
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zippers are such a cool invention
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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