My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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