We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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