They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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