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  • Kids these days. When I was your age, I would walk five miles through six feet of snow, uphill both ways, to get a blowjob. Why, I remember when I had to drive ten hours to get a handjob, and I was grateful! Do you hear me, GRATEFUL!

    Submitted by arthurlux on May 21, 10 at 8:50pm
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    • Bahaha nice.

      Submitted by JenBen on May 21, 10 at 9:50pm
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      • thats awesome. but the horrible part is that i inadvertently read this comment in my grandpa's voice. not cool.

        Submitted by Leto on May 22, 10 at 12:53am
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  • Just hope she's good

    Submitted by bustedXLR8R on May 22, 10 at 6:04pm
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  • Get a freaking car moron.

    Submitted by cokierae on May 22, 10 at 10:08am
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  • Well that really depends on how big the town is.

    Submitted by schlock on May 21, 10 at 8:27pm
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    • 216 is cleveland haha i dont want to walk anywhere here lol

      Submitted by tonyg729 on May 21, 10 at 8:32pm
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  • Get a new fuck buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymity on May 21, 10 at 8:35pm
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  • Uphill. In the snow. With a boner!!!

    Submitted by harley07babe on Jun 6, 11 at 3:09pm
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  • Men.

    Submitted by holey396 on May 21, 10 at 11:50pm
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    • i know, aye? all they think about is sexual favors, alcohol and money to sometimes achieve the first two. >.<

      Submitted by soSOsexy on May 22, 10 at 2:51am
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      • which is worse, that we think think about sex and alcohol or that you accept cash for both?

        Submitted by Leto on May 24, 10 at 1:48am
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  • Find another ho!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 21, 10 at 8:54pm
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  • I remember when we walked 15 miles and had to share the blowjob and we hadn't even invented sluts yet we used rocks

    Submitted by ₩¥€ on May 22, 10 at 12:02am
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  • You better get a HEAD start but dont get to excited and cum early. I know its bad nut hey it needed to be said. I got warrants!!!

    Submitted by shocktroop55 on May 21, 10 at 9:53pm
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  • "I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more....."\n -The Proclaimers

    Submitted by MrWonderland on May 22, 10 at 12:22am
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  • Things are always better if you have to work at least a little bit for them.

    Submitted by The_DJ_Hayes on May 22, 10 at 2:44am
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  • Yeah that's my home town for you try Rita next time

    Submitted by crsuazo on Mar 4, 12 at 2:55am
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  • Buy a car. Or if your not old enough to drive shut the fuck up and go do some homework. Ohio doesn't need anymore retarded offspring

    Submitted by motofuck on May 21, 10 at 8:41pm
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    • Blowjobs don't yield offspring if you do them right.

      Submitted by skootles on May 21, 10 at 10:48pm
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  • Oh hell arthurlux I laughed a little too loudly at that at work! Damn kids should be grateful! I concur!

    Submitted by nurseypoo on May 22, 10 at 3:44am
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  • Why isn't she walking to you??

    Submitted by quinnxx on May 22, 10 at 4:45am
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  • Walk a mile for a Camel, definitely for a blow job!

    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 21, 10 at 11:15pm
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  • This has some of the best comments I've seen in a long while!

    Submitted by Michguy on May 22, 10 at 8:43am
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  • FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by sexythang0526 on May 21, 10 at 8:25pm
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    • FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Submitted by skootles on May 21, 10 at 8:32pm
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  • But*

    Submitted by shocktroop55 on May 21, 10 at 9:54pm
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  • pahaha @arthurlux, will you marry me?

    Submitted by cowgirlqt on May 21, 10 at 9:45pm
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