I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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