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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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