I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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