There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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