your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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