I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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always a good way to start the day
Sounds like a good night!!!
lol @ 902 now scarred for life with that image burned into my brain
at least the bottle wasn't taped in your pussy
edward corona hands!
ahhhhhhhhhhh summer!
someone should FUCK me right now. i'm so bored at work. and everyone i work with is a GIRL.
well.. whore's r us must not be very busy today.
hopefully it was duck tape!... texas chrome baby!
someone drank you under the table.
anybody that says "ridic" should drown in a pool of beer..
corona+sandals=monkeyrape, so you got off easy
At least you didn't have to figure out where you left your shoes. Your dignity on the other hand...
OMFG AND YOU WEAR SANDALS? ARE YOU GERMAN? ZOMG CAPS RAGE!!! AAAARRRGH!
wtf is wrong with corona?
this happens to me all the time. i rage way to much it's ridic. it's like, i could drink a pool full of beer and still not be drunk. fuckin way to represent bra
that was a good first!
IF YOU DRINK CORONA YOU ARE MORE OF A DOUCHEBAG THAN PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS
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